a window into my morning

brought to you by an email conversation started by the fabulous h

keep in mind it isn’t quite 10 am my time.

h: i need a day off

t: i need a drink, and it isn’t even 10

h: ooh. a drink. yes. i might carry a flask of wine

t: i’m going to start keeping a bottle in my desk

okay. CLEARLY i wouldn’t do that. but my morning is not off to a great start, and the little paranoid panicky voices in my head are really f*ing loud today, so yeah. i need either a nap or a strong drink. some mornings, i just should stay in my bed.