really, internets? in which i do not understand you.

someone found this blog by searching “what are the dangers of owning a dog”

uh.

excessive drool. from the dog. not you. i hope.

lots of dog hair.

fish breath in your face.

getting goosed if you wear a skirt.

the neighbors thinking you are insane because you sit on the porch and talk to the dog.

i hope this answers your question, confused googler.

love

me

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