really, internets? in which i do not understand you.
someone found this blog by searching “what are the dangers of owning a dog”
excessive drool. from the dog. not you. i hope.
lots of dog hair.
fish breath in your face.
getting goosed if you wear a skirt.
the neighbors thinking you are insane because you sit on the porch and talk to the dog.
i hope this answers your question, confused googler.